Nothing new

Been scratching my sack recently,
really has been itchy.
Wrapped it up in fluffy cotton wool last night
and dabbed on some TCP.
Feels a lot better today.
But it did strip off a few pubes,
leaving me with blondies.
Once my man hair grows back I'll be all over this,
like fat man with big hands picking
flowers.
Until then, dear reader, forgive me.
I'm back to my lame old self.